Man Commits Suicide

[TheFunkMonkey]

Figured some comic relief would be nice for the Politics/Gov/World Events forum.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

Fri May 28,10:50 AM ET
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LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

 

[Oceans11]

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The hen was slaughtered after the incident.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And everyone in the village had 'stuffed' chicken for dinner that night.

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by eek:
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The hen was slaughtered after the incident.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And everyone in the village had 'stuffed' chicken for dinner that night.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You sure it wasn't chicken cordon poo?

 

[PatPatriot]

Sounds like the hen squacked on him.

You would think the guy would chicken out.